Poems and Jokes by TJ at Age 8

POEMS BY TJ THE 1 WHO DID THOSE ANGRY MULTIPLICATION FACTS

Luck is cool

One lucky clover

Venn diagrams for math

Everyone is cool

I LOVE my mommy!

Jokes by TJ

Why didn’t the super heroes eat turkey? Because it was an EVIL TURKEY!

A chick went to the doctor. The doctor said “Want some chicken soup?” The chick shouted “NO WAY! I’M NOT EATING MY MOM!” “Well,” the doctor said. “I do have some bacon.” “Great!” the chick said. He ate the bacon with some bacon soup. “HA!” said the doctor. “That was chicken soup and chicken bacon made from your mom!” That night the chick went home to have dessert. He came home to a surprise, his mom was gone! “Abra! Kadabra! Alakazam!” his dad shouted. His mom was back! The chick, his dad, and his mom laughed.  (P.S. That was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG  joke.)

THE END FOR THIS SECTION FOR NOW! BYE-BYE!

Note from Christina: This has been posted in its unaltered form as written by TJ.

Christina Gleason (973 Posts)

That’s me: Christina Gleason. I’m a professional copywriter, editor, and blogger. My company is called Phenomenal Content. (Hire me!) I'm a multiply disabled autistic woman doing my best in this world built for abled people. I’m a geek for grammar, fantasy, and select types of gaming, including Twitch Sings and Plants vs Zombies 2. I hate vegetables. I have an intense phone phobia, so I’ll happily conduct business over email or IM instead.


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Comments

  1. Jacqueline Burt says

    Awesome job, TJ! So funny!

  2. That was a great poem and some funny jokes, TJ! Thanks for the laughs and keep up the good work!

  3. Great job TJ….loved your poems and jokes…you are really funny and very clever…..good job…..grandma kitty

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