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POEMS BY TJ THE 1 WHO DID THOSE ANGRY MULTIPLICATION FACTS
Luck is cool
One lucky clover
Venn diagrams for math
Everyone is cool
I LOVE my mommy!
Jokes by TJ
Why didn’t the super heroes eat turkey? Because it was an EVIL TURKEY!
A chick went to the doctor. The doctor said “Want some chicken soup?” The chick shouted “NO WAY! I’M NOT EATING MY MOM!” “Well,” the doctor said. “I do have some bacon.” “Great!” the chick said. He ate the bacon with some bacon soup. “HA!” said the doctor. “That was chicken soup and chicken bacon made from your mom!” That night the chick went home to have dessert. He came home to a surprise, his mom was gone! “Abra! Kadabra! Alakazam!” his dad shouted. His mom was back! The chick, his dad, and his mom laughed. (P.S. That was a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG joke.)
THE END FOR THIS SECTION FOR NOW! BYE-BYE!
Note from Christina: This has been posted in its unaltered form as written by TJ.
That’s me: Christina Gleason. I’m a writer, editor, and disability advocate. I'm a multiply disabled autistic lady doing my best in this world built for abled people. I’m a geek for grammar, fantasy, and casual gaming. I hate vegetables. I cannot reliably speak, so I’ll happily conduct business over email or messaging instead.
Awesome job, TJ! So funny!
That was a great poem and some funny jokes, TJ! Thanks for the laughs and keep up the good work!
Great job TJ….loved your poems and jokes…you are really funny and very clever…..good job…..grandma kitty